Just in case you haven’t seen this advertised, you might like to make a mad dash to put something together to come and join in the fun. Singers Dancers Fire Eaters and Jugglers are all welcome for an entertaining night especially for you! I’ve here the Judges are a cracking bunch and the hospitality is second to none!

Do you want to be famous? Want to be on “X-Factor”?
*Contestants in from 9pm with the Show Starting at 10pm
*live entertainment from a well known local Artiste.
*Well known judges will be looking for the best and most original Talent with Prizes awarded for 1st 2nd & 3nd Place
*Ample Parking in the car park and changing rooms are also available.
*For further information please call either the Club line on
01795 666 797 or Mandy’s mobile on 07951739081. Please note: Calls are only accepted between 09:00 and midnight.

I am delighted that we have time to party at Mystics with everyone this month. We missed out on a couple of evenings as we were away in Turkey enjoying a rest but we will be there for Friday 16th July 2010 and hope you can make it too! For details of the venue and how to find it please look here and for those of you that haven’t been before, The House of Madame Beau extends a warm welcome at our table and I personally am happy to make some introductions so you’ll have new friends waiting to be made!
If anyone needs help to get ready, you are very welcome to book into the Dressing Service (space permitting) and take advantage of having your make up done by me for as little as £30! If you are already a member of my website then you will recieve a £10 discount for this make-up service.

As members will already know, I have once again been voted in as Head of Household to ensure the ongoing continuity one has come to expect here at Cavendish. Dear Gimpy’s efforts to cheat thwarted his attempt to gain power and Millie’ s Idea of a Red Party was to throw one! Polly didn’t get any votes at all and I’ll be addressing that with her tomorrow but for now, I have given them all an extra night off to play and frolic into the early hours in celebration of my total victory! Click on the link to see where their headed……lol

Just to keep things jollying along, I plan to pull several of our members names out of my top hat and when I return from my break a lucky few from the members area will be invited to join me on the terrace for a few drinks and a BBQ. Dress will be casual and you’ll need to bring something warm to slip into to cater for the British Summer time weather! The lucky winners will be notified by the first week in June and the BBQ will be during the second week of June and currently penciled in for the Friday so fingers crossed and lets hope you’re a winner!

Having shared with my members, I can finally show you the new Dressing Service. As with everything there are still little jobs to complete but we are fully functional and open for business. The old venue was cute but the new one is far superior with so many more photographic opportunities and a beautiful garden to sit in with your glass if pink! Should you wish to book for a visit them just write to me here and it can be arranged in the blink of an eye.

madam@madamebeau.com

Just to let you know, I will be at Eureka tonight so I hope you can come along for the fun and she-nanigans!
Wee gimpy will be coming along and I shall have a new maid in training with me as Millie isn’t allowed out of the house on account of her poor attitude and the fact that I have burned all of her clothes for not mucking out my horse properly, that girl always has to learn the hard way!

With our recent move to a different venue it seems only natural to ring the changes with the services we have on offer. In the next few weeks you will see the Dressing Service pages here change with these new services being added and I hope we have got it right for you!
The valued Silver Service will remain in place but the all new Gold Service will give you a full day of dressing where you can relax en-fem either chatting with friends online or taking advantage of the lovely garden area throughout the summer months. This service will also include the opportunity of a ride out either just for the pleasure of it or to stop for a bite of lunch, which ever takes your fancy. Because we have always tried to listen to our visitors, we hope this all reflects what you have asked for and that you’ll enjoy the new venue just as much as the old one.

I for one had a smashing time despite not making it quite to the end! Everyone looked fantastic and I was so impressed with the variety! The band had never played a kink event before so didn’t quite know what to expect but I think we’ve certainly converted them now! If you’d like to book “Cut The Funk” for any event be it kinky or vanilla then please get in touch and I’ll pass you their number.
Because of me being a little poorly, I handed over the compare to Bye George and didn’t he do well! Not only did he look the part, he sang perfectly and for a moment or two I thought he was the real Boy George himself. Although I missed the performance, I am reliable informed that the dear little Gimpy sang “Thank Heaven For Tranny Girls” as well as ole Maurice Chevalier with his Gaelic guttural french accent which is amazing in itself as he doesn’t speak a word of French!
From the mail I have recieved and the messages on several websites, I think it is fair to say that it was a lovely evening with a little of something for everyone. The world’s only fire eating TV didn’t set light to any of us and dear Mistress Brodie sang sublimely. I am a very lucky girl to have been in the middle of such fun  warmth and frolics!

Of course the staff had far too much fun especially that naughty maid Polly so they have been paying the price all week lol

For One Night Only!

The House of Madame Beau
Presents
Madame Beau’s Black and White Birthday Party!
At Mystics/XS/DV8
(In Kent)
Friday 2nd April 2010
From 8pm with Carriages at 2pm!

I hope some of you have managed to book the night off as this will be a party to remember! It’s my Birthday and to celebrate I’m holding a Black & White Party. What I’m probably most excited about is that those lovely people at Mystics/XS/DV8 have agreed to let us use their venue for the evening which is fantastic!
As the party is Black & White I am expecting you all to riffle through your wardrobes, Primarni, Matalainia or even the local charity shop but get Knitting, be creative and Hats are welcome!
There will be prizes in several categories for those that make a good effort (including couples so you can dress with a friend) with Music and Dancing until the early hours  and I shall be there to celebrate my  birthday in the best style possible!
(No presents please but I do rather like a birthday card and a kiss!)
Tickets are £10 on the door
Local accommodation here

STOP PRESS!

I have just booked us some live music too with the World renowned ‘Mr Rico’ who usually plays for people like Amy Winehouse, Bad Manners, UB40 Ben Mills  the legendary Prince Buster and Desmond Decca no less!

He’s bringing along some of his band members from ‘Cut The Funk’ so things are warming up nicely

and we have ‘Storm’ to kick off the music and Karaoke with dancing until the early hours!

Fancy him coming to play for little ole me!

So many people write in to ask where I buy my maids dresses from so I have decided to share my secret with you! They are lovingly crafted by hand at Wicked Waists in Kent. The dress is to my personal design and the head seamstress who, is incredibly talented at turning fantasy into  a reality made them herself. Because my dresses are individually hand made, you can order ‘The Madame Beau’ in just about any colour your heart desires and naturally, it would be made to measure just for you. To keep things simple, you can add in your own frills and accessories which in turn keeps the cost of your dress to something very affordable indeed! (£80)
The dress modelled for you here today is in a vibrant pink satin with a white satin collar and delicate white lace to the cuffs and hem line. I have added in a pink Axford clincher, petticoats and a white satin apron to create a pleasing look.
If you might like one for yourself then all you need to do is contact the lovely people at Wicked Waists and they will do the rest!